I'm a web developer, baker, dad, husband and troublemaker living in Savannah, doing stuff.

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Face with thermometer

kpl

Getting a cold two days before I go home from a trip… yay.

11 months ago
Brain

kpl

Trying to switch off this weekend.

1 year ago Respond
Red heart

kpl

Layoffs aren’t fun. They trigger all kinds of unpleasant emotions and memories, and questions that you’ll never get answers for - which is the flaming turd cherry on top of a garbage sundae.

1 year ago Respond
Television

kpl

Watching the first episode of The Traitors and I really wish they hadn’t included established reality stars.

It is kind of fun seeing basically Werewolf as a show tho.

1 year ago Respond
Microphone

kpl

Nate Bargatze’s new standup special is excellent, especially if you’re an oldest child.

1 year ago Respond
Fire

kpl

Did I buy the status.log app? Yes I did. Let’s go, making the web fun again.

1 year ago Respond
Face with thermometer

kpl

Another weekend sick on the couch. Trying not to be upset about it. There’s stuff I want to do. It can all wait.

1 year ago Respond
Hammer and pick

kpl

Plotting my escape. Need supplies (fried chicken, most importantly). That’s good for a cold, right?

1 year ago
Sneezing face

kpl

Actually have a cold bad enough to take a sick day. That means it’s bad monster and war movies, instant ramen and tea for the foreseeable future.

1 year ago
Speak-no-evil monkey

kpl

Sometimes saying what I wish someone would tell me is just the placebo effect motivation I need.

1 year ago
Sparkles

kpl

I've been working for 27 years, and I think it's taken me this long to realize that my real talent isn't for code... it's for finding ways to make lemonade. You can get pretty far in your career being someone who makes bad things better, even if it's just a little.

1 year ago
Person wrestling

kpl

If I ever become a wrestler, my name's going to be BIGINT.

1 year ago
Musical notes

kpl

Someone accused me of having high EQ this week. I always think of my dad’s old stereo and how my brother and I would listen to the same albums over and over and play with the equalizer to see what it sounded like with all bass, all treble or all whatever-the-middle is. I never go first to “emotional intelligence”.

1 year ago
Face with spiral eyes

kpl

Made mojitos tonight to celebrate things and put so much lime juice in them that even after drinking half of it, I was able to add more club soda and rum and it was still a completely enjoyable cocktail.

1 year ago